There's the Rub Quotes
Jess: Who was that on the phone?
Rory: No one.
Jess: No one wouldn't be happening to be heading over here right now would he?
Rory: Jess...
Paris: What's going on?
Rory: Nothing.
Jess: Dean's on his way over and Rory doesn't want him to find me here.
Paris: Why?
Jess: Yea, why?
Rory: You know why.
Jess: Just eating dinner.
Rory: Jess, I'm asking you as a friend, just please leave, now.
Jess: Do you really want me to go?
Rory: I really want to avoid a fight with Dean.
Jess: Ok, I'm going.
Rory: Thank you.
Jess: Ow!...oh...
Rory: What?
Jess: I just twisted my ankle, I better go lie down
Rory: Jess!
Paris: We’re friends?
Rory: I’m not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm. Come on, stay.
Paris: Okay. But if you’re doing all this so you can freeze my bra, I’ll kill you.
Rory: Duly noted.
Lorelai: Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
Emily: So?
Lorelai: A couple's massage is for a couple ... not a couple of people.
Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.