They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? Quotes
Rory: What’s obvious? What did I do?
Dean: Everyone can see, Rory! Everyone. And I’m tired, but I’m over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There’s nothing standing in your way now, ‘cause I’m out.
Jackson: Does anyone here understand that a man has a right not to have his personal life debated in a public forum? I am not Winona Ryder.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Rory: Well, there’s this big event that’s happening in my town...
Paris: Pig race?
Rory: Dance marathon.
Paris: I was close.
Rory: Kirk has very little in his life. He has no career, no girlfriend, no pet, no car. He lives with his mother, she won't even let him have his own key. The only thing he does have in his whole lonely pathetic existence is this marathon. If we win, if we take him down, if we take away that last little piece of dignity, then we leave him with nothing.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Lorelai: Hey, Kirk, relax. Dancing is supposed to be fun.
Kirk: You know what will be fun Lorelai? Jogging around your prostrate body with the shinny temple of silver importance hoisted in the air for all to see. That will be fun.
Lorelai: Oh. Four years in a row, I have come this close to winning. Last year, I swear to God, I had it!
Luke: I know the story.
Lorelai: It was hour twenty-three.
Luke: I know the story.
Rory: I can't even open my eyes.
Lorelai: That's okay, there's nothing to see. Kirk's in a Speedo, Taylor's in a skirt, Al's in assless chaps.
Rory: Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again.