Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy-Days Quotes
Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?
Lorelai: Uh, 'cause I feel stupid doing it at home?
Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like ‘how' and ‘why' and ‘Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end!' will immediately fly out of people's mouths.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Lorelai: I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian.
Lorelai: I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping and I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke!
Rory: Was he naked?
Lorelai: No! He was making breakfast.
Rory: Naked?
Lorelai: Okay, you've been in Washington way too long.
Michel: Oh good, just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Jamie: So where's Paris?
Rory: Not quite sure. Last time I saw her she was beating the will to live out of our nation's representitives.
Paris: What if I fall for him but he doesn't like me?
Rory: You'll find someone else.
Paris: What if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you'll buy some cats.
Lorelai: Hey Rory, I don't want you to freeze out your dad because I am.
Rory: I'm not.
Lorelai: Because I'm fine if you want to go back to the way things were.
Rory: I think that would be a little hard this time.
Lorelai: OK ,maybe not now, but eventually.
Rory: Eventually maybe, but for now, Solidarity, sister.
Lorelai: Ya-Ya!
Rory: You've been waiting 6 weeks to do that, haven't you?
Lorelai: Ya-Ya!