Women of Questionable Morals Quotes
Michel: I would advise that you change our cancellation policy. These people cancel and have to pay nothing.
Lorelai: I hate charging people for canceling. It’s too corporate. We’re doing things differently here.
Michel: Oh, yes. Bankruptcy will be fun and different. Be sure to file for it while it’s snowing, won’t you? We’ll go down to bankruptcy court in a horse-drawn sleigh.
Lorelai: The floor's a little wet, are we getting the mats out?
Michel: We are without mats.
Lorelai: That’s impossible, we ordered them eight months ago. We got confirmation.
Michel: They were back-ordered and due within two weeks. Two weeks turned into eight months, and all we have to show for it is our special yellow back-order receipt. Such cheap paper they use at the mat place. That should have been a clue.
Richard: Hello?
Emily: There’s a dog on the patio!
Richard: What? Emily?
Emily: Of course it’s Emily!
Richard: I’m sorry. You sound agitated.
Emily: Did you get a dog?
Richard: Certainly not!
Emily: Well, there’s a dog on the patio.
Richard: Well, where are you?
Emily: Inside! Richard, do something!
Richard: I can’t see it from here.
Emily: Well, he’s here nonetheless, and he’s looking at me! Richard, the dog is looking at me!
