Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 11)
Lorelai: Mrs. Kim, you know why the boys were there? She was trying to be up front with you, and that's good. She could have hid them from you, and she didn't. I've met those boys. They're innocent. As innocent as if she was living with two girls. So think of them that way... as two tall, gawky, caring, sometimes unwashed girls who are watching out for your daughter's safety.
Mrs. Kim: Girls.
Paris: He orders old gelato.
Rory: Old gelato?
Paris: Vanilla. It's a very old flavor.
Paris: I'm 19. I should be rollicking. Asher doesn't rollick.
Rory: Well he probably didn't rollick when he was younger either. He's British.
Doctor: Miss, you have to lower your voice.
Paris: That is Professor Asher Fleming in there, of Yale University. He's an important man, and you're acting like you're about to sell his spleen to UCLA.
Doctor: The procedures are the procedures.
Paris: Oh, really? I thought the procedures were a hat. Hit me with some more lame tautology, Socrates.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Rory: This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Lorelai: Kiss for Mommy.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Man on Cassette: Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
Luke: I am listening to this tape.
Man on Cassette: I feel hopeful because...
Luke: This tape must end eventually.
Man on Cassette: I feel helpless because...
Luke: I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.
Man on Cassette: Love!
Luke: Jeez!
Man on Cassette: You want it? You can have it. And not compromised, stifling, soul-killing love, but open, honest, life-affirming love. But how do you get it? How do you get this love?
Luke: If I knew that, what the hell would I need you for?
Man on Cassette: It's going to take work. It's going to take introspection.
Paris: [sees Asher leaving] Oh, crap. Pretend you have to see him in his office.
Rory: No!
Paris: You were confused on the last point he made.
Rory: No.
Paris: You were gonna ask him after class, but Toby from "American Splendor" wouldn't stop yapping and you couldn't.
Rory: I feel my mouth moving, something's coming out and yet --
Lorelai: There are two of them. They're not even easing me into this, those bastards. I give up. I guess I need to start collecting newspapers and magazines, find a blue bathrobe, lose my front teeth.
Rory: Well, obviously, you've got a busy day ahead of you, so I'm gonna let you go.
Lorelai: Yarn balls. I need to find some yarn balls.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: There's a cat on my doorstep.
Rory: Well, that's better than a bun in your oven.