Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 13)
Lorelai: Hello?
Rory: Who is this?
Lorelai: This is Lorelai Gilmore.
Rory: No, this is Lorelai Gilmore.
Lorelai: Ooh. Ghastly.
Rory: So, you have my phone.
Lorelai: Yes, you left it in the kitchen. You know what that means, don't you? You miss Mommy.
Rory: Yes, or that the refrigerator was empty, and I ordered food.
Lorelai: Oh, that makes much more sense.
Kirk: Well, your timing is perfect. The breakfast-food series just came out last week.
Lorelai: Look at the dancing toast!
Kirk: Aren't they a kick? And here is our cartoon series.
Lorelai: Hey, do you have any Lucille Balls left?
Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls. I'm sorry. Are you a fan of the '50s-slash-mid-'60s sitcom heroines?
Lorelai: I don't know. Am I?
Kirk: I think you are.
Luke: (on Lorelai’s machine) Hey, it’s Luke. I’m sorry to be calling you like this, but I was wondering if when you get this message if you could come pick me up, ’cause I need a ride. I’m in Lichtfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It’s a big white building, you’ll recognize it by the police sign outside, ’cause oh hell, I’m in jail. Okay there I said it. It’s a long story, I’ll tell you when you get here. Thanks, if you come. Oh, one more thing I need to borrow a little money, 300 bucks, it’s just a loan, oh hell, it’s for my bail.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Rory: You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.
Lorelai: I know, I know. It's just, it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.
Rory: So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?
Lorelai: Exactly!
Rory: Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.
Rory: It's "girls gone wild," and boys doing the twist. We're not spring-breaky people, are we?
Paris: I don't know what we are, but I am so cold right now that the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys seems like a very good trade off for being warm.
Rory: Warm...
Paris: Warm...
Female Student: [Walking out of dorm] Is it raining?
Paris: No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot.
Kirk: Well, well, well. I guess it wasn't me that was slowing things down. I guess it was my big, fat cargo.
Rory: Hey!
Kirk: Freshman 15!
Lorelai: Kirk!
Kirk: Can't wait to get my doughnut!
Lorelai: Stay away from my doughnut, Kirk! I mean it! It's my doughnut! Freak!
Sookie: I was just wondering if it's going to be okay to set up a buffet in the dining room.
Emily: I don't know. What do you think Pennilyn Lott would do? You think she'd set it up in the dining room? Because personally, I think we should just toss some cheese cubes in the coffin, stuff some toothpicks in her mouth, and let the people go to town.
Sookie: Is she serious?
Lorelai: You know, it's so weird. I know so little about Gran. I mean, like, what was her maiden name?
Emily: Gilmore.
Lorelai: No, no, her maiden name.
Emily: Gilmore.
Lorelai: Wait. Y-you're not saying -
Emily: She and Charles were second cousins.
Rory: Nigella just made a raisin cake that looked so good, the fact that raisins make me gag became totally irrelevant.
Lorelai: Well, good, more ordering choices.
Rory: Oh, my God, she's about to deep-fry a Bounty Bar. I want to move in with her and call her Mommy. Do you mind?
