Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 14)
Emily: Of course. Eat your food.
Lorelai: I think one of them is still alive.
Emily: Lorelai!
Lorelai: No, seriously. He was over near the radish like five minutes ago.
Lorelai: I am sorry but you write less than the people offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not possess.
Rory: I could have sworn I told you.
Lorelai: I just reread every e-mail you sent in the last 10 days. No sickness mentioned, but you did share these gems: "What up? Is it freezing there too? Ice". And, "Pooped". Then you added one of those obnoxious hieroglyphics that I can never read that indicate you're laughing or smiling or frowning or vomiting.
Rory: That's a typo. I don't do cutesy symbols.
Lorelai: You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. Relationships need verbs.
Rory: Yours aren't much better.
Rory: He's big, Paris. She got it.
Paris: And why does he have his name written on the back? So it's easy to check when he forgets it? Although if he checks it while he's wearing it, he'd have to look in a mirror, and then he'd probably think his name was Dlobeelk, and get confused all over again.
Janet: Bitter little woman.
Paris: I just don't want to walk into our bathroom and find him sitting on the john shooting up steroids.
Janet: He does not take steroids.
Paris: You mean that unsightly girth is nature given? He must curse God nightly.
Paris: Oh, good, you're all here, so we can clear this up. I found this lying around, and it must belong to one of you because who else would have clothing here? I ask you. [She holds up a shirt with the name Kleebold across the back.] Anyone? Anyone?
Janet: Paris.
Paris: Anyone? You know, maybe I misspoke. It may not be a shirt. Anyone lose a car cover? Anyone? Anyone?
Rory: Mom, it's me, I left you a message at home, too. I love that you got horses. As far as that pony ride when I was a kid, you were forgetting one little tidbit there. That pony did not lie down. He died, okay? He died. And then the owner dragged him away by the back legs. Every time I use glue, I think of him. But I'll watch you ride, how's that? Call me back, bye.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: Hi, Rory, it's me. How's school? You learning stuff? Listen, we have the horses, Desdemona and Cletus, and the first two rides have to be me and you. And hopefully, you're over the time that I took you for the pony ride, and the pony was old and just sort of stopped and laid down, and you sort of rolled off into the ditch. It's really not likely to happen again. I promise. So, call me, call me. [puts phone away as Tom walks by] Hey, Tom, how do you like our new horses?
Tom: Very fragrant.
Luke: He's a grown man with and etch-a-sketch.
Jess: Well shake him real hard, maybe he'll disappear!
Rory: So who else is joining us?
Emily: No one. We brought one of Richard's coats to hang over the chair.
Richard: We're saying it's Marjorie's husband.
Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: It's a complete disaster!
Lorelai: My existence?
Emily: Not everything is about you, Lorelai.