Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 15)
Luke: Got a handful of Barbie...
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: I'm sorry, are you drunk?
Luke: I am not drunk. I do not get drunk. I had some beer. Beers. More than one. A few. And then I came here and I climbed your tree.
Lorelai: Well, good thinking.
Luke: And then I fell out of your tree.
Lorelai: Hmm. Sit down.
Luke: I landed flat on my back. I felt like Kirk.
Lorelai: If you're here, then who's this?
Rory: I don't know.
Lorelai: We have a stranger in our house!
Rory: Robert Downey Jr.?
Lorelai: Or a murderer!
Rory: Who needed a nap before committing his crime?
Lorelai: I'm going to go make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.
Rory: That's going on your tombstone.
Lorelai: Cold! Cold! Icy feet, stupid frozen tundra house!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Paris: I'm not denying that we've got a May-December romance going on here.
Rory: This is not May-December. This is May-Ming Dynasty.
Rory: That had all the tact of a Nazi stormtrooper.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: Are you doing like a Mrs. Robinson thing with my mother?
Jason: Yes. I was visiting Richard one day and he stepped out and Emily lit a cigarette and did that triangle thing with her thigh.
Lane: Let's not stray too far from the coffee cart. I can barely feel my feet this morning.
Rory: The floor wasn't too comfortable, huh?
Lane: No, it was fine until Paris came home and stepped on my face. The stepping on my face wasn't too comfortable.
Luke: Well, if you have a big one you don't need a small one. [Lorelai opens her mouth to speak] Don't say "dirty," it's too easy. Hold these.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007