Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 2)
Rory: Last night I couldn't sleep last night so I googled your father.
Logan: Excuse me?
Rory: 12,053 items came up. I could only pull up a couple thousand but it really helped. He was born in 1953. Episcopalian. Second of four children. Oldest boy. Yale undergrad. Star of the track team. No grad school. Interesting. Then he had a couple of lost years. A kind of blank period. A little Jesus thing goin' on there.
Paris: Look at us! We're happy. We have boyfriends. This is infinitely better than any mood-stablizer I've ever been on.
Rory: Oh shoot what time is it?
Paris: It's hammer-time.
Lorelai: You know, I love watching you cook. It's hot.
Luke: That's cause you're standing next to the boiler.
Lorelai: Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
Lorelai: This is bad, Michel.
Michel: I'm getting that, yes.
Lorelai: Well, we'll just figure something out, right?
Michel: Absolutely. Ain't no mountain high enough.
Lorelai: We'll just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. You have any ideas?
Michel: We could order some pizza, or Chinese food, or perhaps one of those hoagies that you cut into a million pieces-
Lorelai: No more suggestions necessary, Michel!
Michel: Well, I'm here if you need me.
Rory: Hey, Mom!
Lorelai [sighs]: Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
Lorelai: You lost me at carrots, which by the way was the first draft of "you had me at hello."
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: I see we've entered the no humor zone.
Lorelai: Let her get all Condoleezza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she likes.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Lorelai: Why are you covering your eyes, Kirk?
Kirk: In case you're naked.
Lorelai: You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked?
Kirk: I don't know your domestic routine.
Lorelai: You know Superman's fortress of solitude? A Jamaician beach compared to my mother's house.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007Lorelai: I put my soul into this place. My heart. My liver. A couple kidneys.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007
