Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 3)
Rory: I can't believe he's gone. He's been dying my whole life.
Lorelai: ... Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Rory: Wow, he's never died before.
Lorelai: I guess there's a first time for everything.
Lorelai: If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Rory: I am going out with Robert.
Lorelai: Have I met this Robert?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: What's his last name?
Rory [thinking]: Grimaldi.
Lorelai: Okay.
[later that night]
Rory: Robert... what's your last name?
Rory: This is just wrong!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: You washing two socks!
Lorelai: They were dirty.
Rory: That's wasteful.
Lorelai: I really wanted to wear them tonight.
Rory: They are your dancing Santa Claus socks. You're not gonna wear them for another ten months.
Lane: How are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
Lane: It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
Kirk: But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
Rory: Grandma's still hitting you with the postcards, huh?
Lorelai: As if nothing even remotely unpleasant happened between us. How does she do that? Compartmentalize like that. It's weird. She's the serial killer who goes to work and talks about a funny Seinfeld he saw and then goes home and cooks himself a man-flesh sandwich.
Rory: Eww.
Rory: Hey, you called my cell.
Lorelai: I know.
Rory: I told you to call my landline. My cell phone bill's astronomical.
Lorelai: But a conversation with me: priceless.
Rory: Well, you are the environmental philanthropist in the family.
Lorelai: Well, I feel very badly for the planet right now.
Sookie: No more pork!
Lorelai: Finally something to put on our business cards.
Doyle: You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Paris: Then I must be Gisele Bündchen to you 24/7.
