Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 38)
Lorelai: You will say nothing, you will do nothing, you will sit in the corner and offer no opinions and pull a full-on Clarence Thomas.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there.
Emily: No. It's a hologram. Lifelike, isn't it?
Richard: Lorelai, this is just beautiful! It's like something out of Architectural Digest. You should be very proud.
Lorelai: [smiling] Thanks, Dad!
Emily: Your dress needs pressing.
Paris: Madeline's 500 words on test anxiety spends 400 of them arguing that stretch corduroy is the best material for low-rise jeans.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007Sookie: I am so sad...and mad. I'm smad.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Sookie: Keep in mind during the Bracebridge dinner, we are not just servers, we are performers. So, anytime you're with a guest, you must be in character and you must speak Old English. It's a world we're creating here, so whatever we can do— Kirk, you're driving me crazy!
Kirk: Who, me?
Lorelai: What about Paris? Does she ever sleep?
Rory: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
Lorelai: Screen tests?
Rory: 24 takes.
Lorelai: Ah, I so want a copy.
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Sell it on the Internet, make a fortune! First we brought you Pam and Tommy Lee, now prepare yourselves for the crazy antics of Rory and the Bard!
Paris: Where's Tristan? He said he was coming with you.
Madeline: Oh, he's here. He just went over to the market.
Rory: What?
Louise: He needed cigarettes, just in case we didn't already know that he was bad.
Paris: Rory, sorry to interrupt. Hi Henry. But see, we're all standing over there trying to map out a game plan and a rehearsal schedule, and I'm sure whatever the two of you are talking about over here is so much more fascinating and important and, well, gosh, let's just say it: fun. But I'd really like to get an 'A' on this assignment, and in order to do that I'm afraid you're gonna have to discuss your sock hops and your clambakes some other time, okay? Thanks.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007