Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 43)
Emily: I guess it must be present time.
Rory: You didn't have to.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. Unless you got something that'll fit me too, in which case, good going.
Rory: Grandma, I can't believe you found the recipe for Beefaroni.
Emily: It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane.
Lorelai: Well…
Emily: No one needs a comment from you.
Rory: When is dinner ready?
Lorelai: Do I look like a timer?
Rory: I thought you might have set one.
Lorelai: Silly rabbit.
Rory: Timers are for kids.
Lorelai: You know how on All in the Family when Edith would be yapping about something and Archie would pretend to make a noose and hang himself or shoot himself in the head?
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: I don't know. Something about this moment just made me think of that.
Lorelai: The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!
Rory: I was sleeping through it!
Lorelai: It had to have woken you up.
Rory: No my insane mother Margot Kidder Gilmore woke me up.
Taylor: All right, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it. Lorelai, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at town meetings.
Lorelai: No, Taylor it's not. It's, um, diapers for the little ones.
Taylor: What?
Lorelai: Dorsal fins and Cucamonga!
Taylor: What did she say?
Lorelai: [to Max] I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on. Hot dog?
Lorelai: That's right. You are. You're fixing my porch rail. . . . At six thirty in the morning!
Luke: It was the only time I could do it.
Lorelai: Why? Why?
Luke: It was broken. I noticed last time I was here. It could hurt somebody.
Lorelai: Luke, we sleep around here. Okay, we like it. It makes us pretty and keeps us from killing our crazy friends.
Luke: You're gonna wake the neighbors.
Lorelai: UGH! Could you pound one more thing while you're out here? Your head! And a for-sale sign on the lawn because we're moving. So that's two things. The sign and your head. And in that order 'cause otherwise you'll be too dizzy to do the sign thing.
Lorelai: Hmm, what are you wearing?
Max: Nothing.
Lorelai: You must be very popular.
Max: And chilly.
Lorelai: So, last time I saw you, you said 'I'll see you at home.' You want to fill in the blanks?
Rory: I don't know. I just had to get out, go anywhere.
Lorelai: So you picked hell?
Rory: Where's my tie?
Lorelai: In your drawer?
Rory: I'm looking in the drawer.
Lorelai: Mm, check the living room.
Rory: Why would my tie be in the living room?
Lorelai: Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way!