Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 44)
Emily: That's amazing. What did you use?
Rory: I don't know. We got it from one of those late night tv-ads. Apparently it also get rust-off nails and hinges, waxes your car perfectly and weather-proofs windows and doors.
Lorelai: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Rory: Grandma gets here at noon.
Luke: Wanna help unload?
Lorelai: Can I play with the fun cutter thing?
Luke: Not if you call it the fun cutter thing.
Lorelai: (after cutting the tape off a box) Ha! Fun!
Lorelai: I talk, I think I'm being clear, and all she hears is: 'Blah, blah, blah, Ginger.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: How could you not have any baby pictures of Mom?
Emily: Because, when your mother was seven, I came downstairs and found her burning all of her baby pictures.
Rory: Why would you do that? I'm sure you were a cute baby.
Emily: She was. She was very cute.
Lorelai: 4… 3… 2… 1…
Emily: … in most respects.
Lorelai: Then we have liftoff.
Rory: What does that mean?
Lorelai: Nothing.
Emily: Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy's so come on someone say something.
Lorelai: Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Lorelai: Stupid, naked angel butts. What, did David Mamet just stop by?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Lorelai: I still can't get over that I'm related to God. It's gonna make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Emily: [So] you were on the phone…
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: And a relative! That's so cool.
Lorelai: Independence Inn!
Emily: I need the hat rack.
Lorelai: The fish flies at night!
Emily: What?
Lorelai: I don't know. Who is this?
