Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 45)
Lorelai: Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Rory: I'm ready to wallow now.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Paris: Unbelievable! She’s here five minutes she has a date. I’ve been going to this school nine years and I’m the French soda monitor.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: Some people like getting up early.
Lorelai: You lie.
Lorelai: Rory, my heart, today is Saturday, the day of rest!
Rory: Sunday's the day of rest.
Lorelai: No, Saturday's the day of pre-rest, see? Then by the time you get to Sunday, you're rested enough...to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That made absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That's because it's 6:00 in the morning!
Rory: Boy, relationships sure have changed since I was a kid. [they lean back and look at the stars] I'm having one of those moments right now.
Dean: What moments?
Rory: One of those moments that everything is so perfect and so wonderful that you almost feel sad because nothing can ever be this good again.
Rory: You brought me to Beirut?
Dean: It's a salvage yard.
Rory: Ah. And yet it looks so much like Beirut.
Luke: No, I believe you. If you say there's no reason for the mood, then there's no reason for the mood. You're simply nuts.
Lorelai: Or bipolar. That's very big nowadays.
Taylor: This festival is commemorating the founding of our town, young lady.
Lorelai: I know Taylor. I'm sorry.
Luke: She's bipolar.
Miss Patty: Really? But you're so young...
Christopher: Hey!
Lorelai: Hey?
Christopher: Nice shirt. Take it off.
