Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 46)
Lorelai: My father hit his head surfing Rincon a couple of years ago. His judgment’s a little off.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Christopher: Uh, Diane is ancient history.
Rory: When I met her at Easter you said she could be the one.
Christopher: The one to be gone by Memorial Day.
Lorelai: And to top off the whole fabulous fiasco, I stood up a friend of mine who was counting on me and - and he just stood there looking hurt with the paint and the chairs and it hurt me and it's not your fault but in this parade of stupid and dumb I am the one twirling the flaming baton!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: Can brains hurt?
Lorelai: Yes, it's hypochondria hour.
Rory: No, I'm serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.
Lorelai: Your brain pinged?
Rory: Yeah. It just went like 'dink'.
Lorelai: Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn't ping.
Rory: Well I hardly think a dinking brain is better than a pinging brain.
Rory: My favorite episode --
Lorelai: Mm, mm...tell me, tell me.
Rory: -- is when their son, Jeff, comes home from school and nothing happens.
Lorelai: Oh that's a good one. One of my favorites is when Mary, the daughter, gets a part-time job and nothing happens.
Rory: Another classic.
Lorelai: All day long, just chirps like a maniac at the top of her lungs. Now, nothing. Silence. Marcel Marceau chicken.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Madeline: My brother has measles.
Louise: My mom's having an affair.
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Are there crackers?
Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
Rory: And in the Gilmore house?
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Did you find our house okay?
Paris: Your street has no sign on it.
Rory: I told you to turn left at the giant rooster statue.
Paris: I thought you were kidding.
Lorelai: No one kids about Monty!
Lorelai: Hey, you didn't wake me up!
Rory: I set the clock.
Lorelai: The clock stops ringing when you throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.