Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 47)
Lorelai: I have like six thousand pages of case studies to memorize and this whole big test on the Wal-mart phenomena coming up on Friday and because I have a life, and a job and business school's not the only thing I have to concentrate on, I'm behind and I'll probably fail, and then that little eighteen year old annoying gnat who sits behind me will get another A and make that 'I'm smart, you're dumb' face to me for the rest of the week and I'll be very upset and will possibly cry.
Rory: The music's too loud?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Got it.
Rory: I do not want to incur the wrath of Luke.
Lorelai: Why not? It's fun!
Lorelai: After three cheeseburgers, you're done unless you're expecting Elijah to stop by.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Rory: Buttercup is a special dog. She's extremely skiddish and tends to react badly towards blonde haired females, brunette males, children of either sex, other animals, red clothing, cabbage or anyone in a uniform.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lorelai: It was a mistake.
Emily: A mistake?! You call that a mistake!?
Lorelai: Well, I tried calling it "Al", but it would only answer to "mistake."
Luke: You abandoned your hamster?
Lorelai: Look, I know it was bad, but this was a vicious hamster. This was like a "Damien" hamster with little beady eyes and a big forked tail and a cape with a hood and... bye bye buttercup. Bye, Luke.
Rory: You did the right thing.
Lorelai: Uh, I want a pet.
Louise: Dumb girls crave smart men. It's the whole Marilyn Monroe-Arthur Miller syndrome.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Lorelai: If I hadn't stopped watching This Old House I'd be 500 pounds right now.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Emily: So what exactly is going on between the two of you?
Luke: Nothing. Really. We're friends, that's it.
Emily: You're idiots, the both of you.
Lorelai: I can live without the apple tarts.
Rory: You've made up songs after eating five of them with lyrics that contradict that last statement.
