Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 48)
Lorelai: I had the German measles| in the 5th grade, I still had to show up to the Christmas party.
Emily: Lorelai, let's be honest here. I'm not too happy with you right now and I assume you’re not too happy with me.
Lorelai: My polka-dot dress matched my face and still I had to sit through 12 courses.
Lane: Gift giving is serious business. If you don't believe me try spending a month at Korean Bible camp.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay, to me that said, "Hey Mom, you work hard, you deserve something fancy". Now to my mother, it said, "Hey Mom, here's some smelly sex juice, the kind I use to lure boys with", and resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Dean: We were reading a book and then we fell asleep.
Lorelai: Pick a more interesting book next time!
Rory: I think you're acting a little immature.
Lorelai: I'm not acting!
Rory: Dean does not hang out in trees.
Lorelai: He bashed his head on a branch last week when I came out of the house too quickly.
Emily: What's wrong with the tomato?
Lorelai: It was fraternizing with the enemy.
Emily: This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Emily: What are you doing?
Lorelai: I'm taking out the avocado.
Emily: Since when don't you like avocado?
Lorelai: Since I said "Gross, what's that?" and you said "Avocado."
Lorelai: Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, while he's being sexy, he's also being grammatically correct?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007
