Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 49)
Sookie: Okay, how does this sound? Maple sugar snowflakes on all the pillows!
Lorelai: Oh, that sounds wonderful!
Michel: Make them in the shape of a buttock, get people used to them.
Emily: Have you seen the news?
Lorelai: Ever?
Emily: A bad storm is heading your way. It's already hitting us here.
Lorelai: Well, don't panic. I'll get the ark, you get the animals.
Luke: Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, charming. Time's were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Luke: Twelve guys stood in a row all night, waiting for an enemy that never showed. They got stood up. They should have been wearing prom dresses.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lorelai: Michel, it's the first snowfall of the season. It's very lucky! Make a wish.
Michel: Get away from me.
Lorelai: Oh, you're not supposed to say it out loud.
Rory: Hey. My mom's not wearing any underwear.
Lorelai: Oh!
Rory: Well you aren't.
Taylor: You're just being selfish, Luke.
Lorelai: Still they don't notice. I can't take it anymore.
Taylor: We're talking about the spirit of fall.
Lorelai: She's not going on your motorcycle.
Dean: I don't have a motorcycle.
Lorelai: She's not going on your motorcycle.
Dean: Fine, she won't go on my motorcycle.
Rory: No? No lecture about kissing a boy?
Lorelai: Why? Did you do it wrong?
Lorelai: You're comparing me to my mother?
Rory: No, I just...
Lorelai: I'm Emily Gilmore now? My, how the mighty have fallen.
Lorelai: Stop saying mother like that.
Rory: Like what?
Lorelai: Like there's supposed to be another word after that.
