Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 5)
Logan: I have thought about asking you out, several times. I just don’t think it’s such a good idea.
Rory: Why not?
Logan: Because you’re special.
Rory: Special, like "stop eating the paste" special?
Michel: I would advise that you change our cancellation policy. These people cancel and have to pay nothing.
Lorelai: I hate charging people for canceling. It’s too corporate. We’re doing things differently here.
Michel: Oh, yes. Bankruptcy will be fun and different. Be sure to file for it while it’s snowing, won’t you? We’ll go down to bankruptcy court in a horse-drawn sleigh.
Lorelai: The floor's a little wet, are we getting the mats out?
Michel: We are without mats.
Lorelai: That’s impossible, we ordered them eight months ago. We got confirmation.
Michel: They were back-ordered and due within two weeks. Two weeks turned into eight months, and all we have to show for it is our special yellow back-order receipt. Such cheap paper they use at the mat place. That should have been a clue.
Richard: Hello?
Emily: There’s a dog on the patio!
Richard: What? Emily?
Emily: Of course it’s Emily!
Richard: I’m sorry. You sound agitated.
Emily: Did you get a dog?
Richard: Certainly not!
Emily: Well, there’s a dog on the patio.
Richard: Well, where are you?
Emily: Inside! Richard, do something!
Richard: I can’t see it from here.
Emily: Well, he’s here nonetheless, and he’s looking at me! Richard, the dog is looking at me!
Richard: I do hope one of his dopey looking friends knows CPR, or he just might not make it.
Rory: You're the best, Grandpa!
Richard: All right, who's next? Paris giving you any trouble?
Rory: Not anymore than usual. However, there is a girl in my modern poetry class who keeps kicking my chair.
Richard: Ah, I do love this place.
Rory: Right back at you, Grandpa.
Lorelai: Oh, it's heaven! One quick trip downstairs and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka, but hotter.
Luke: I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Lorelai: Slap on a purple top hat and you're close.
Rory: [talking about Logan] I know him from school. He's just a casual friend. That's it.
Lorelai: Do you think he's cute?
Rory: It doesn't matter if I think he's cute.
Lorelai: Uh, it matters to me. I don't want ugly grandchildren.
Marty: College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don't know. It's making me feel stupid.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Rory: Breaking your fast?
Paris: Oh, my god. I love food. You want some?
Rory: I'm good. [knocking on door]
Paris: It's for me. It's for me.
Voice: Pizza
Paris: Yea, yea.
Rory: I don't hate you. I can't hate the pathetic.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007
