Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 50)
Lorelai: That Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daugther's heart — and mouth — and for that, he must die!
Luke: You can't kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day — you'll bring down the town.
Taylor: You have been living here for years, young man. It's time you become one of us.
Luke: Sorry, I guess my pod's defective.
Lorelai: The headstand portion took a very ugly turn. The good thing was I brought the smug, blonde, pretzel chick down with me. I've since learned that I'm a bit too competitive for yoga.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Emily: You smiled. You're pleased that the ice man looked at you like a Porterhouse steak.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lorelai: Emily Gilmore -- you could set your watch by her. Oh, you know what she did do last night?
Sookie: Wore jeans?
Lorelai: Served pudding.
Sookie: I was close!
Rory: So, is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?
Lorelai: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert…again. Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips.
Rory: You ask a simple question…
Rory: Mom's famous for her blowouts.
Lorelai: The best one was her eighth birthday.
Rory: Oh yeah, that was good.
Lorelai: The cops shut us down.
Luke: The cops shut down an eight year old's birthday party?
Rory: And arrested the clown.
Lorelai: Here.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: Shirley Temple.
Rory: What's that?
Lorelai: Shirley Temple Black.
Luke: She's not here yet.
Lorelai: Okay! Well, you'll have to entertain me 'til she gets here. Ok Burger Boy, DANCE!
Luke: Will you marry me?
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Just looking for something to shut you up.
Lorelai: So what do we think of this?
Rory: Where would we put it?
Lorelai: I don't know. The Emily and Richard Gilmore Psycho Museum?
Rory: This is the strangest evening I've ever spent here.
Emily: So, how's it going?
Lorelai: Great, just getting ready for the big day.
