Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 52)
Lorelai: I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, to take pictures. I missed a prime Christmas card opportunity.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Michel: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Michel: The battle for soup versus salad is raging in the other room. Come quick and settle it please, as I am running out of French curse words that they won't understand.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Lorelai: Well, we like our internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there's no dancing, no walking, and we'd starve. It'd be all work and no play. Have you not seen The Shining, Mom?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Lorelai: That's the last time I buy anything just because it's furry!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: I can't be late on my first day of school. Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
Paris: Lorelai Gilmore.
Louise: Nice stripper name.
Paris: Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.
Louise: Where's that?
Paris: Drive west, make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows.
Louise: Ooh, a Dixie Chick.
Rory: I don't know. It was just one big, long, scary, tweedy, bad eight hours.
Lorelai: Add some hair spray, and you've got my day.
Lorelai: Rory's not going to be a problem. She's totally low maintenance. You know, like a Honda!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007Rory: It's my mother's name, too. She named me after herself. She was lying in the hospital thinking about how men name boys after themselves all the time, you know, so why couldn't women? She says her feminism just kind of took over. Though personally I think a lot of Demerol also went into that decision. I never talk this much.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007
