Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 53)
Lorelai: This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she's always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lorelai: Michel - the phone!
Michel: Yes. It rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.
Rory: So do you like cake?
Dean: What?
Rory: They make really good cakes here. They're very... round.
Dean: Okay, I'll remember that.
Rory: Good. Make a note. You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.
Rory: So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz going?
Richard: Eh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.
Lorelai: Well, at least you have your new slogan.
Richard: How are things at the motel, Lorelai?
Lorelai: You mean the inn? Great.
Emily: Champagne, ladies?
Lorelai: Wow, that's fancy.
Emily: Well, it's not every day I have my girls over for dinner on a day that the banks are open.
Lorelai: You'll have to walk faster than that. You're gonna have to turn into freakin' Flo Jo to get away from me.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: You know, it sucks that after all these years your mom still hates me.
Lane: She doesn't hate you.
Rory: She hates my mother.
Lane: She doesn't trust unmarried women.
Rory: You're unmarried.
Lane: I'm hayriding with a future proctologist. I have potential.