Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 6)
Rory: What did you say to her?
Lorelai: I said 'Are you getting back with Dad?' And she said he wouldn't butter her roll.
Emily: But at some point, you have to face facts, and the facts are that he's moved on. And therefore, I should move on also.
Lorelai: Absolutely, move-on.org
TJ: You're the best you know that? I worship you.
Luke: Right, you should build an altar.
Lorelai: So, Michel has been obsessed with these guests who he swears are the notorious bathrobe bandits from the Independence Inn. At least the moles match. So, apparently they were checking out, and Michel stopped them and demanded they open their suitcases, and they refused. So he grabs the guy's suitcase and starts tearing through all of his stuff, which, of course, went over really well. And when I got there, the wife was calling the cops and the husband was chasing Michel around with a golf club. It took a comped bill and two free bathrobes in addition to the ones they had stolen to get them to drop the charges. Plus, Michel ripped his pants, and his underwear's pink and shiny.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Emily: Nice?
Lorelai: Nice and red and panty-suity.
Emily: Simon McLane
Lorelai: Who is Simon McLane?
Emily: He's my date.
Lorelai: What?
Emily: I have no idea what to put on. I'm in a blind panic, and its all your fault.
Lorelai: How is it my fault?
Emily: Because I used your line and it worked.
Lorelai: What line?
Emily: 'Hello'
Lorelai: 'Hello' is not my line. 'Hello is not a line. 'Hello' is hello.
Emily: Well, all I know is I helloed him today, and now he's taking me to dinner.
Logan: So, who's it gonna be?
Rory: What?
Logan: Well, this shindig's an obvious meat market. I got the feeling that your grandparents are expecting you to choose someone tonight, so...
Rory: Oh, well...
Finn: Me. Pick me.
Colin: No, pick me.
Various guys: Pick me. Pick me. Pick me.
Finn: But I'm exotic.
Colin: So's the Asian bird flu.
Logan: Wow. A roomful of guys and still extremely slim pickings.
Rory: Well, I don't know. It's a pretty tough choice. Maybe I should let my boyfriend help me choose.
Luke: Thank you for not being related to me.
Lorelai: [snickers]
Luke: That came out wrong.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Logan: Refill?
Rory: Sure, why not?
Finn: Because drinking is bad. It's very, very bad and we're bad for doing it. [To Rory] Spank me.
Rory: I think the hangover tomorrow will be punishment enough.
Emily: [Directing the setup of chairs for her party] Just move them so people can navigate around them comfortably. Not that far apart. Not that far apart! Good Lord, if someone needs that much room to get around a chair they shouldn't be at a party, they should be on a treadmill.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007
