Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 8)
Emily: Oh, my God. Will you look at this?
Rory: Bright.
Lorelai: And tasteful.
Emily: It's a vest.
Rory: Grandpa has lots of vests.
Emily: It's got glitter. It's a glitter vest.
Lorelai: So?
Emily: So? Where would your father wear a vest like this? Certainly nowhere he ever would've taken me.
Rory: Grandma, it's just a vest.
Lorelai: Yeah Mom. There's tons of places he would wear that.
Emily: Name one.
Lorelai: Okay, I'm at a loss.
Emily: This is insane.
Luke: You cannot gather here.
Lorelai: Do you like my hair like this?
Luke: Yes.... and you cannot gather here.
Lorelai: Wow, sleeping with you is getting me nothing.
Rory: Asher Fleming died.
Marty: In bed?
Rory: No.
Marty: Damn. I lost the pool.
Rory: Heart attack? Umm.. it wasn't during... umm... was it?
Paris: No Rory! This great man was not brought down by my vagina.
Lorelai: Is this like a Mafia thing?
Luke: Excuse me?
Lorelai: The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?
Luke: No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?
Lorelai: [wicked grin] Extremely.
Luke: Thought so.
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
Lane: Look I told you guys I'd throw you free fries. Not a big deal because they're usually the ones we wind up throwing away anyways. Which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers, or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies, or anything else in verbal code, especially if its cute-cutesy.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Kirk: Is Luke here?
Luke: I'm right here, Kirk.
Kirk: Sorry I bit you.
Luke: It's okay, Kirk.
Lorelai: Oh my God. We need to take him upstairs.
Kirk: [still face down] LuLu can't see me like this.
Lorelai: But, Kirk --
Kirk: [hysterical] LuLu can't see me like this!!
Lorelai: Okay, she won't. I promise. Can I take a look?
Kirk: [quickly responds] Okay.
Lorelai: I don't want to take a look.
Luke: Well, I'm not looking.
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
