Gilmore Girls Quotes (Page 9)
Richard: You do realize you just leapt out of a moving vehicle.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Dean: I'm just… trying to make sure that all this is really happening.
Rory: It is. [they kiss] Hey, you know what I think we need?
Dean: What?
Rory: A song. Like a song that's "our song."
Dean: Okay.
Rory: Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.
Dean: [chuckle] Ah, believe me, I'm remembering this.
Rory: So, inviting them to stay in the inn is going to do what?
Lorelai: I'm not inviting them to stay in the inn. I'm inviting them to stay in the bungalow 150 feet away from the inn.
Rory: Diabolical.
Lorelai: I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag. Believe you me, I'm fine either way.
Rory: Well, look who died and made you Hayley Mills.
Kirk: This place is small. I always pictured you in a bigger place.
Luke: Do me a favor and don't picture me in any place, okay, Kirk?
Kirk: You have nice windows, though. I don't have windows. My room at my mom's house used to be a bomb shelter. It's very cold but great for racquetball.
Richard: I'm fine. When is dessert? I have work to do.
Emily: It's coming as quickly as the woman can spoon fruit over ice cream.
Richard: Well, clearly, she has carpal tunnel or some other modern disease which is slowing her down.
Lorelai: I don't like rabbit.
Emily: How convenient. You're not eating rabbit.
Lorelai: But this is rabbit sauce.
Richard: It is rabbit sauce.
Emily: It is not rabbit sauce. Do not tell her that it's rabbit sauce.
Richard: It tastes like rabbit sauce to me.
Emily: That just goes to show how much attention you give to meals that are prepared for you.
Lorelai: If it isn't rabbit, then what is it?
Emily: It's duck.
Lane: Every girl has to fall for a bad boy. It's the rule. It's the reason so many accountants eventually get married.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Rory: I can't believe you didn't wake me up.
Lorelai: Me and what army?
Rory: I only have so much time off. I don't want to waste it all sleeping till noon.
Lorelai: There was no waking you up. You were completely out of it. We're talking Farrah on "Letterman."
Rory: Where'd he go?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: What do I do?
Lane: I don't know!
Rory: Did I lose?
Lane: Well, you have no head, so probably.
Rory: So this is what teenage boys are doing instead of watching television?
Lane: Apparently.
Rory: Seems like a lateral move.
Sookie: Look at how he chopped these onions. I just want to shove a string through them and wear them around my neck!
Michel: That wouldn't be at all eccentric.
