Damned If You Do Quotes

Eric Foreman

Dr. House: When she went into cardiac arrest in the clinic, I had to open her blouse to do CPR, and I learned two things. Nuns can have nice breasts, and she has a tattoo on her shoulder. Of a skunk. Now maybe it's the sacred skunk of St. Joseph, but as far as I know, Catholic foster houses and monestaries do not keep tattoo parlours in their refactories.

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Dr. House: You know how it is with nuns: you take out their IUDs and they bounce right back.

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Dr. House: In ten seconds, I'm going to announce that I gave her [the patient] the wrong dosage.
Dr. Cuddy: (Taken aback) You're going to admit negligence?
House: Unless you leave the room, you'll have to testify as a witness. (Cuddy crosses her arms) Five, four, three, two... So there I was in the clinic, drunk, I closed my eyes reached into the drawer, grabbed the first needle I could find and.... (Cuddy leaves quickly)

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Dr. House: What I have difficulty with is the whole concept of belief. Faith isn't based on logic and experience.

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Dr. House: I've been a doctor for years. Why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?

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