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Dr. House: [to a prostitute] I'm looking for a distraction. You don't need to talk to do that, do you?

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007


Dr. Cameron: His brain is like a waiter that's got too many...
Dr. House: Hey! I do the metaphors!

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007


Dr. Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
Dr. House: I wish.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007


Dr. Weber: You can't test anything on an abnormal brain.
Dr. House: That's so close-minded. He's not 'abnormal', he's special.

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Dr. Weber: Do I know you?
Dr. House: I know your math skills...they blow

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007



Dr. Cameron: What are you looking for?
Dr. House: Same as you. Love, acceptance, a solid return on investment.

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