Forever Quotes
Dr. Foreman: I assumed you took the father into consideration.
Dr. House: What's that saying? "When you assume, you become a pain in the ass to me."
Dr. House: Bad news... estrogen is too high.
Dr. Cuddy: No matter how many people you tell otherwise, I am, and always have been, a woman.
Dr. House: You don't have cancer.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have dwarfism.
Dr. House: You have no proof of that.
Dr. House: Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Dr. House: Tonight.
Dr. Wilson: What?
Dr. House: "L Word" Marathon.
Dr. Wilson: You watch "The L Word?"
Dr. House: On mute.
Dr. House: What are you doing?
Dr. Wilson: PCR Test.
Dr. House: You're doing it yourself. In the middle of the night. On a spoon. Cuddy's spoon.
Dr. Wilson: I'm checking her saliva for cancer markers.
Dr. House: Yeah... I do that after all of my dates too. People think you're the nice one.
Dr. House: Glad you're back. Cameron makes lousy coffee. I like mine black, just like my brain damaged neurologists.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007Dr. House: Seizures are cool to watch, but boring to diagnose.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007Dr. House: Unless Chase broke his neck falling off his polo pony, he has no reason to be in the E.R.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007
