Half-Wit Quotes
Dr. House: It was an outpatient procedure. I was curious.
Dr. Wilson: Are you curious about heroin?
Dr. House: Not since last year's Christmas party.
Dr. Foreman: [to House] We just told you you're not going to die! You should be making out with Cameron!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: Do you like your life?
Patrick: What life?
Dr. House: Your life. Playing the piano, going on tour. Scoring girls left and right.
Patrick: I don't like girls.
Dr. House: Boys. Whatever gets you off.
Patrick: I like the piano!
Dr. House:[Cameron starts to leave] If you need a sperm sample, come back without the needle.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg is a piano.
Patrick: My leg's not a piano.
Dr. House: I know, that's why I said pretend.
Dr. House: [to Cameron and Chase] You two shower together?
Dr. Cameron/Dr. Chase [together]: No!
Dr. House: Double negative - it's a yes.