Histories Quotes
Dr. House: Lesson to be learned: treat everybody as if they have Korsakoff's, we all lie anyway.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Student: I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories.
Dr. House: Nope. I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening, more power to me.
Dr. Chase: You're joking.
Dr. House: Well, hard not to - nothing funnier than cancer.
Dr. Wilson: You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word "friend" can also be translated as "limping twerp."
[House's pager starts beeping]
Dr. Wilson: Did your pager really just go off, or are you ditching the conversation?
Dr. House: Why can't both be true?
Dr. Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. House: I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
Student: You're reading a comic book.
Dr. House: And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.
[the student covers her chest with her clipboard]
Dr. House: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.
Dr. House: [breaking up an argument between Dr. Wilson and Dr. Foreman] Okay, you two! Grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007
