House vs. God Quotes
Dr. House: Don't talk to my patient.
Dr. Wilson: What are you talking about?
Dr. House: You get all huffy when my patient stumbles into yours in the hallway, but you've got no qualms about chatting my guy up.
Dr. Wilson: This is fun, it's like Password. I'll jump in when I get a clue what the hell you're talking about.
Dr. Wilson: And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants.
Dr. House: He knows where I am.
Dr. House: He is not a saint. He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing...
Dr. Wilson: And you're worried about trademark infringement?
Dr. House: Then he passes on advice from God so he can watch them jump. It's a power trip.
Dr. Wilson: Ah, and there the similarities end.
Dr. House: Gotta go—building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Dr. Wilson: Can this wait five minutes?
Dr. House: Is she dying?
Dr. Wilson: Yes.
Dr. House: Before the end of this consult?
Dr. Wilson: They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.
Dr. Wilson: House! Why the hell did you let an unstable patient wander the hallways?!?
Dr. House: His leash broke.
Boyd: I have a gift!
Dr. House: A gift is jewelry, socks - what you have is herpes encephalitis.
Dr. House: Tie goes to the mortal.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Boyd: I knew they'd send somebody else.
Dr. House: That God has a big mouth.
Boyd: God says you look for excuses to be alone.
Dr. House: See, that is exactly the kind of brilliance that sounds deep, but you could say it about any person who doesn't pine for the social approval of everyone he meets - which you were cleverly able to deduce about me by not being a moron. Next time, tell God to be more specific.
