Humpty Dumpty Quotes
Dr. Chase: You're just too nasty to each other to have not been, well, nasty.
Dr. House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
Dr. House: Your guilt. It's perverse, and it makes you a crappy doctor. It also makes you okay at what you do.
Dr. Cuddy: You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss?
Dr. House: Now, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. [Pointing to Stacy] Should have seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. Lot of screaming. I know this wasn't just because it was your roof. Cuddy... you see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be. What you don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant, gaping chasm in between.
Dr. Cuddy: House, I'm not naive. I realize—
Dr. House: If you did, you never would have hired me. You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy. By the way why does everyone think that you and I had sex? Think there could be something to it? [shrugs]
Dr. House: You've lost perspective, Cuddy. You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof. You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Patient: I'm not buying into no racist drug, okay?
Dr. House: It's racist because it helps black people more than white people? Well, on behalf of my peeps, let me say, thanks for dying on principle for us.
Patient: Look. My heart's red; your heart's red. And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs.
Dr. House: You know, I have found a difference. Admittedly, it's a limited sample, but it's my experience in the last ninety seconds that all black people are morons. Sorry, African-Americans.
Stacy: How's Cuddy doing?
Dr. House: She's not acting like Cuddy. It's a pleasure.
Stacy: You know her. She has trouble with these situations, feels personally responsible.
Dr. House: Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful.
Dr. Cuddy: Are you being intentionally dense?
Dr. House: [in sarcastic tone] Huh?
Dr. Foreman: I'm not breaking into my boss's house.
Dr. House: I'm your boss.
Dr. Chase: She's scarier than you are.
Dr. House: Might have mentioned this earlier, Doctor. Maybe we could have sent some blood cultures to the lab, instead of wasting a day indulging your self-loathing.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Dr. House: The good news is he won't be bitching about losing his hand if he can't breathe.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Dr. House: Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007
