Safe Quotes
Dr. House: This is the one downside of teenage sex - you're idiots. You almost killed your girlfriend. She's allergic to penicillin.
Dan: What, do you think there was still some on my lips? I brushed my teeth!
Dr. House: Think lower, and more fun.
Dan: I mean... it can... it can go through your stuff?
Dr. House: Totally, dude!
Dr. House: Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Dr. House: You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and your water is boiling, which problem do you deal with first?!
Dr. Foreman: House.
Dr. House: None of them, the building's on fire!
Dr. Wilson: Oh, look at that. It looks like someone filed halfway through your cane while you were asleep.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Dr. Wilson: Oh, no wonder you were in the mood— this month's New Jersey Journal of Cardiology.
Dr. House: Have you seen the centerfold? There's no way those valves are real!
Dr. House: Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Dr. Chase: No alarm on this window.
Dr. Cameron: It's a 20-foot drop.
Dr. Chase: You can get to the tree from here. There's some bark scraped off.
Dr. Cameron: Sure— heart-transplant girl swung down there on a vine. Maybe she was hooking up with Tarzan and Cheetah down by the elephant graveyard.
Dr. Chase: [referring to Melinda] Maybe she's allergic to a having a sucky social life.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 18th, 2007 Dr. Cuddy: These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying?
Dr. House: Hasn't let me down yet.
Dr. Wilson: Cuddy called.
Dr. House: I know. Saw the caller ID.
Dr. Wilson: Young girl, anaphylactic shock.
Dr. House: You answered?
Dr. Wilson: Turns out that's what stops the ringing.