House Quotes (Page 12)
Dr. Chase: Hey Foreman, your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. Cuddy: [about Cameron] She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is.
Dr. House: So it's a UFO. Unidentified Flowing Orifice.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 19th, 2007Dr. House: I know I get worked up when I cut microchip tracking implants out of my neck.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 19th, 2007 Dr. Chase: House! Clancy has gone missing!
Dr. House: Oh God! I'll look on Alpha Centauri, you look on Tatooine, and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let's pray he hasn't gone into hyperdrive - we'll never catch him.
Dr. House: Foreman, you gotta steal this thing for me!
Dr. Foreman: Oh, let me ring up one of the homies.
Dr. House: Why don't I have high-def in my office? I'm a department head.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 19th, 2007 Dr. Wilson: You're just like any other patient: running away from knowledge that won't make you happy.
Dr. House: I'm as happy as a pig in poop.
Dr. Wilson: You're scared the ketamine treatment's wearing off. That it was just a torturous window to the good life.
Dr. House: What part of "poop" didn't you understand?
Dr. House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click "yes, I am 18"? Even a 17 year old can figure it out.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 19th, 2007 Dr. House: I need a laser pointer.
Dr. Cameron: We don't have a laser pointer.
Dr. House: Well, why not? Who's going to take us seriously if we don't have a laser pointer?
