House Quotes (Page 18)

James Wilson

Dr. Wilson: House! Why the hell did you let an unstable patient wander the hallways?!?
Dr. House: His leash broke.

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Boyd: I have a gift!
Dr. House: A gift is jewelry, socks - what you have is herpes encephalitis.

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Dr. House: Tie goes to the mortal.

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Boyd: I knew they'd send somebody else.
Dr. House: That God has a big mouth.

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Boyd: God says you look for excuses to be alone.
Dr. House: See, that is exactly the kind of brilliance that sounds deep, but you could say it about any person who doesn't pine for the social approval of everyone he meets - which you were cleverly able to deduce about me by not being a moron. Next time, tell God to be more specific.

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Boyd: The nurses talk about you a lot.
Dr. House: Don't believe them. I keep a sock in my pants.

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Dr. House: So, you're a faith healer. Or is that a pejorative? Do you prefer something like "divine health management"?

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Dr. Chase: You're gonna talk to a patient?
Dr. House: God talks to him. It'd be arrogant of me to assume that I'm better than God.

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Dr. House: Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart.

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Dr. House: You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

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