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Dr. Wilson: You tried bargaining with [Foreman]? Give him a raise?
Dr. House: How much do you think it would cost to make him wanna be like me?

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Dr. House: Personally, I can't believe I've had the same three employees for three years.

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Dr. Foreman: You'll save more people than I will. But I'll settle for killing less. Consider this my two weeks notice

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Dr. Wilson: I treat patients for months, maybe years, not weeks like you.
Dr. House: I'm taller.

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Dr. Cuddy: Do you have anything to add to this debate?
Dr. House: Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, your shirt is way too revealing for the office.

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Dr. House: Once we know what the infection is, we'll know exactly how to treat it. As long as he isn't dead yet, we're cool.

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[House slams down new cane]
Dr. Cameron: Flames?
Dr. House: Makes it look like I'm going fast.

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Cane salesman: This is one of our top sellers. [shows House a new cane with a silver skull on top]
Dr. House: A little too "Marilyn Manson in the retirement home."

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Dr. House: Guilt is irrelevant.

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Dr. House: Who's the better James Bond, Sean Connery or Daniel Craig? [patient is unable to respond] Oh come on, that's not even a decision.

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