House Quotes (Page 3)
Dr. House: What's life without the ability to make stupid decisions?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. Wilson: [to House] I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.
• Rating 4.1 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: There's a lot of porn piling up on the Internet. It doesn't download itself!
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: Guy gets a little something-something. Couple of kids have to die. Circle of life.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: Never is just 'reven' spelled backwards.
• Rating 4.2 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: Do you want the tickets or not?
Dr. Wilson: Why don't you want to go with me?
Dr. House: It's a play. Dudes only go to plays if they're dragged by women they're hoping to see naked.
Dr. Wilson: So why are you giving them to me?
Dr. House: Maybe there's someone you want to see naked.
Dr. House: Panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: Happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. I know it sounds sexist, but science says you’re weak and soft. What can I do?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: You're pregnant.
Girl: I'm what?
Dr. House: Explains the nausea, abdominal pains, fever. And why you're stuffing your 36C's into a 34C bra.
Dr. Cuddy: And her rash?
Dr. House: PUPPPs. A common pregnancy rash.
Girl: I can't be pregnant.
Dr. House: You a virgin?
Girl: No, but—
Dr. House: You're pregnant. Mazel Tov.
Dr. House: Nobody speak Korean on this flight?
Dr. Cuddy: I assumed you did.
Dr. House: I know how to ask if his sister is over eighteen, I don't think that's gonna help.