House Quotes (Page 49)
John: So you came here to tell me that even if I can't walk, I can still hear the birds sing, enjoy a rainbow, the feeling of sunshine on my face?
Dr. House: Those things are fun.
[John smiles]
Dr. House: Ok. Life sucks. Your life sucks more than most. It's not as bad as some, which is depressing all by itself.
Dr. Foreman: He doesn't want you treating him!
Dr. House: They dropped the court order.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, and that girl dropped the charges against Kobe. Doesn't mean that he should call her and see if she's free to get a sundae.
Dr. Wilson: You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex - they need to save the world? You've got the "Rubik's" complex; you need to solve the puzzle.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Dr. Foreman: You assaulted that man.
Dr. House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
Dr. Foreman: Yes, you will.
Dr. House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.
Dr. House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007: DNR means "Do Not Resuscitate", it does not say "Do Not Treat".
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007Dr. Wilson: Hey, I'm a man. I don't have time for laundry. I'm saving lives here.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007Dr. House: [to Georgia] I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Dr. House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell."
Dr. Chase: I'm Australian.
Dr. House: You put the Queen on your money; you're British.
Georgia: So I watched it. And it had this actor in it. This kid called Ashton Kutcher. Now, I think about Ashton all the time. All the time.
Dr. House: Aha.
Georgia: You remind me of him. Same bedroom eyes.
Dr. House: People are always mixing us up.
