House Quotes (Page 5)
Dr. Foreman: [to House] We just told you you're not going to die! You should be making out with Cameron!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: Do you like your life?
Patrick: What life?
Dr. House: Your life. Playing the piano, going on tour. Scoring girls left and right.
Patrick: I don't like girls.
Dr. House: Boys. Whatever gets you off.
Patrick: I like the piano!
Dr. House:[Cameron starts to leave] If you need a sperm sample, come back without the needle.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg is a piano.
Patrick: My leg's not a piano.
Dr. House: I know, that's why I said pretend.
Dr. House: [to Cameron and Chase] You two shower together?
Dr. Cameron/Dr. Chase [together]: No!
Dr. House: Double negative - it's a yes.
Dr. Cameron: So I’m thinking we should have sex.
Dr. Chase: That makes sense.
Dr. Cameron: Despite the wisdom of pop songs there’s no point in putting our lives on hold until love comes along. We’re both healthy and busy people, and we work together so it's convenient.
Dr. Chase: Like microwave pizza?
Dr. Cameron: And of all the people I work with you’re the one I’m least likely to fall in love with.
Dr. Chase: Like microwave pizza.
Dr. Foreman: [to Cameron] People who avoid commitment are people who know what a big thing it is.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
Dr. Wilson: I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats.
Dr. Cameron: You weren't shot because of leg pain, you were shot because you're a jerk!
Dr. House: Some think the two are connected.
Dr. House: [to Cuddy] You could have left the scarf at home and just told him you'd be wearing a look of desperation.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007
