House Quotes (Page 51)
Dr. Cuddy: Good morning, Dr. House.
Dr. House: Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Love that outfit. Says, I’m professional, but I’m still a woman. Actually, it sorta yells the second part.
Dr. Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.
Dr. Foreman: Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him - he got a transplant.
Dr. House: Yeah. Well, Lucy can't switch hit.
Dr. House: So, when I said "no psych meds", I'm just curious, which word didn't you understand?
Dr. Foreman: The Haldol had nothing to do with the bleed. You know that. I used it purely as a chemical restraint.
Dr. House: Oh, great, well, that's good to hear. So she won't experience any of those pesky little side effects you get when your motives aren't pure.
Dr. Chase: [Referring to Dr. House] He likes crazy people. He likes the way they think.
Dr. Foreman: They think...badly. That's the definition of...crazy.
Dr. Chase: They're not boring. He likes that.
Dr. Foreman: [Referring to Dr. House] He's really talking to a patient.
Dr. Chase: I don't know who I am any more.
Lucas Palmero: This is a good hospital?
Dr. House: Depends what you mean by 'good'. [looks around] I like these chairs.
Dr. House: When she went into cardiac arrest in the clinic, I had to open her blouse to do CPR, and I learned two things. Nuns can have nice breasts, and she has a tattoo on her shoulder. Of a skunk. Now maybe it's the sacred skunk of St. Joseph, but as far as I know, Catholic foster houses and monestaries do not keep tattoo parlours in their refactories.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007Dr. House: You know how it is with nuns: you take out their IUDs and they bounce right back.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Dr. House: In ten seconds, I'm going to announce that I gave her [the patient] the wrong dosage.
Dr. Cuddy: (Taken aback) You're going to admit negligence?
House: Unless you leave the room, you'll have to testify as a witness. (Cuddy crosses her arms) Five, four, three, two... So there I was in the clinic, drunk, I closed my eyes reached into the drawer, grabbed the first needle I could find and.... (Cuddy leaves quickly)
Dr. House: What I have difficulty with is the whole concept of belief. Faith isn't based on logic and experience.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007
