House Quotes (Page 8)
Dr. House: [to Cuddy] Okay, fine. I'll father your child. But first you got to write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so that I can get through the foreplay.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. I like him.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. Cameron: You okay?
Dr. House: Hurt my shoulder playing fantasy football.
Dr. Cuddy: You can't lift your arm.
Dr. House: You can't pee standing up.
Dr. Cameron: We're all playing his game; might as well enjoy it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. Wilson: I don't think my enabling is something you should be complaining about.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: [explaining why he became a doctor] When I was 14, my father was stationed in Japan. I went rock climbing with this kid from school. He fell and got injured, and I had to bring him to the hospital. We came in through the wrong entrance, and passed this guy in the hall. He was a janitor. My friend came down with an infection, and the doctors didn't know what to do. So they brought in the janitor. He was a doctor. And a Buraku - one of Japan's untouchables. His ancestors had been slaughterers, gravediggers. And this guy knew that he wasn't accepted by the staff, didn't even try. He didn't dress well. He didn't pretend to be one of them. People around that place didn't think he had anything they wanted, except when they needed him - because he was right, which meant that nothing else mattered. And they had to listen to him.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. Wilson: Why steal my pad?
Dr. House: [mockingly] Oh my God! You're right! I'm an addict, thanks for opening my eyes!
Dr. Wilson: No, I mean why my pad. Foreman, Cameron, and Chase's pads are just as convenient, but their association with you is involuntary. They're employees. I associate with you through choice, and any relationship that involves choice, you have to see how far you can push before it breaks.
Dr. House: This is easy. You ask the questions, answer them, and make tasty snacks!
Dr. Cuddy: : Put down the syringe.
Dr. House: : I can outdraw you, mysterious stranger.
Dr. Foreman: [On extremely obese patient] He wants to be discharged.
Dr. House: Oh right, places to go, people to eat.
