House Quotes (Page 9)

Gregory House

Dr. House: This conversation is over because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy.

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Dr. House: Does Salma Hayek live in Mexico or Spain?

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Dr. Chase: Cameron and Foreman are too ethical and I'm too scared of getting sued.

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Dr. Wilson:Your real fear is me having a good relationship
Dr. House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts.

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Dr. Cuddy: Pay attention to me!
Dr. House: Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.

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Dr. Foreman: My exes have usually been black, so what? Its not a racial thing, its cultural. I have more in common with them, like, I assume you (Dr. House) only date emotionally stunted bigots.

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Dr. Foreman: Not sure I understand your ghetto slang, Dr. House. How many black women have you dated, by the way?
Dr. House: I don't care about color, as long as they can help me breed a superior race.

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Dr. House:There's a reason we don't let kids vote, or drink, or work in salt mines. They're idiots! Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often.

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Dr. House: Infectious or environmental...all we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals, or it's Internet porn related. I'll check the Internet, you guys get the rest of the stuff.

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Dr. House: If he's not hitting that, why is she here?
Dr. Cameron: Because I'm hitting that, and it's totally hot.

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