Best Prom Ever Quotes
Robin: Okay, I've missed you. Not in a "we're gonna make out" way, not even in an "I forgive you" way. Just in an "I've missed you" way.
Ted: I'll take what I can get.
Robin: And look, you can still travel, you can still paint, and as far as your lesbian experience. [kisses Lily] Happy?
Lily: Yeah. So, field hockey, huh?
Robin: Shut up.
Lily: I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior.
Robin: I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me
Marshall: It'll be cool. I'll tell you what, we'll make a game out of it. First one to stuff a hundred invitations gets a big prize.
Ted: Do I look like I'm four? [pause] All right, what kind of prize are we talkin' about?
Marshall: Aw, they grow up into skanks so fast.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Lily: Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school.
Barney: Please. I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, and you've got statutory written all over your body.
Robin: I never got to go to my prom. We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
Barney: [coughs] Lesbian
Robin: The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian."
Barney: Nah, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
Lily: Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table, I need you to roll with it.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: Baby, The88 don't audition. They're like the Wiggles of wedding bands.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: The88. They're this awesome band. They played my law review party. They were found guilty... on three counts of rocking.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007
