Best Prom Ever Quotes (Page 2)

Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!

Lily: [waking up suddenly] Crap! Band! We forgot a band! It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.

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Lily: Your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
Barney: [laughs, then gets serious] Lil, you know I can't promise that.

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: And that, my friends is why you don't get your money's worth when you wear jeans to a strip club.

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Marshall: It is on! It is on like the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan.

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