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Ted Mosby

Ted: [about the naked painting of Marshall] This is awesome times awesome. It's awesome squared.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007


Barney:: [seeing his nude painting] You gave me the Ken doll... She left out Little Barney, Barnacle Junior, My Barnana, Barnito Surpreme

  • Rating 4.9 / 5Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007


Lily:: [trying to paint Barney with a sword in his hand] I don't think your sword will fit.
Barney:: I get that a lot.

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Barney: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland.

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