Come On Quotes
Ted: I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?
Robin: Yes. No. Maybe.
Ted: Those are the 3 options.
Penelope: Is he a nice guy, or some jackass like Barney?
Barney: Hey!!
Penelope: You hit on my mom!
Barney: We weren't exclusive!
Penelope: Why should I help you?
Barney: We had a relationship.
Penelope: We had sex in your car twice and then you dumped me.
Barney: Twice!
Barney: You are forcing me to be the voice of reason. And that’s not a good look for me!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Barney: Ted, do you want me to slap you again? 'Cause I kinda enjoyed it the first time.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 [Barney slaps Ted across the face]
Ted: Ow! What the hell?
Barney: That wasn't me, that was the universe.
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Total Quotes: 6
