Cupcake Quotes

Lily Aldrin Pic

Ted: Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007


Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great, that answers all of the questions I didn't ask.

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007


Barney: [to Marshall, who was complaining about how shady the Tailor's place looked] Hey look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not?

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007


Robin: Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses.

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007


Lily: [Trying on wedding dresses] Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.

  • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007



1

Total Quotes: 5
For the most up to date How I Met Your Mother Quotes, please visit TV Fanatic!