Life Among the Gorillas Quotes
Lily: I made you a sack lunch. [giggles]
Marshall: I love you because, one, you made me a sack lunch, and two, you laugh every time you say the word "sack."
Marshall: I want to give you the package.
Lily: The package? You’ve already given me the package, you’ve got a great package, Marshall, I love your package.
Marshall: Lily, you are the most incredible woman I know. You deserve a big package.
Lily: Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Marshall Eriksen, but you’ve got a huge package!
[Marshall turns around at bar to see hot girl eying him up and smiling fiendishly]
Lily: So if those guys pressure you to smoke, what do you say?
Marshall: Only when I’m drunk.
Lily: Good boy.
Lily: [shows Marshall new painting] What do you think?
Marshall: Steak Sauce!
Lily: Steak Sauce?
Marshall: Yeah!
Barney: [to Marshall] You’re different. Now I suppose you could learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake you are or you could change your entire personality – which is just so much easier!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007
