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Lucky Penny Quotes

Barney:: [talking with Lily about waiting in line for the wedding-dress sale] I can’t go, I’ve got this thing….
Lily:: What thing?
Barney:: ...a penis.

  • Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007

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Lily:: [talking to Marshall about electronic tracking devices worn by marathon runners] When we get married, you’re getting one of those.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007

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Barney:: [talking about how easy it is to run a marathon] Step 1: You start running. There is no Step 2.

  • Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007

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