Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM Quotes
Marshall: Ted, what does your mom always say?
Ted: Nothing good ever...
Marshall: Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.
Ted: I hate how you're always right.
Lily: It's my best, and most annoying, trait.
Barney: [laughing] Come on Lilly how many women can say that they have been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Marshall: Look Barney you tried. I think that’s great but we’re going.
Barney: No! No! Come on.
Marshall: Yes!
Barney: Dude! We haven’t hit legendary yet, we’re only at the Le, we still got the Gen, the Da, the Ry.
Lily: Ok if were at the Le then I say we follow it up with the Ts go home.
Marshall: Oh wow you just got burned phonic style.
Marshall: How much does Korean Elvis rock? I'll answer that: infinity. He rocks infinity.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Marshall: Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Ted: I’m going over to this girl’s house to make juice.
Taxicab driver: Nice!
Ted: Oh no, it's not like that, we’re juicing as friends.
Robin: Have you ever had one of those days where nothing all that monumental happens, but by the end of it you have no idea who you are or what the hell you are doing with your life? Do you ever have one of those days?
Ted: [smiles] Uhh, about once a week.
Robin: I don’t know, it was just a rough day, and the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you!
Barney: Kids, you don’t give half a brown crayola to what I do for a living, do you?
Kids: Noo.
Barney: I know what you want. Magic! [poof of flame and smoke from hand]
Kids: Ooohhhh.
Barney: So Robin, do you ever, uhh, report on train wrecks? Because [long pause] I just saw one! Whaaatt uppp! [to kid in class] Tiny five!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007
